Mermaid Day!
Well it is my birthday! Â I am the age of the minimum wind speed needed to issue a severe thunderstorm warning. Â In Spongebob Squarepants Patrick claims that my age is the luckiest number ever! Â And my age matches the number of counties in the state of California.
So how did I spend my day? Â I made scones to share in the office. Â I got my free Starbucks beverage (on a side note I really think it is time to change up my “go-to”). Â My desk was decorated. I got flowers and treats. Â My mom brought in my favorite cake (Tweed Cake). Â My team took me to lunch where I got a free milkshake. Â I went with the girls to get ice cream. Â Then I went to watch soccer at Biola. Â Friends and family called, texted, emailed and used other forms of social media to wish me a happy day. Â I went to dinner with Clayton. Â The Dodgers ended their slump!
There are several who share my day (Marge Couch, Pat Mills, Cori Lynch M., Joyce Beach, Karen Carpenter, Aaron Wolgemuth, Vanessa Adrian, Lana Kaneko….and I can’t celebrate my day without thinking of my pastor/boss, Bob Brouwer, and friend Vera LaRue who already are home in heaven.
In honor of Mirm I am listing several jokes:
What kind of bra does a mermaid wear? Â An Algaebra
What did the sea say to the mermaid? Â Nothing. Â It just waved.
What has beautiful hair, 2 arms, a tail and looks like a mermaid but isn’t a mermaid? Â A photo of a mermaid.
Which part of a mermaid weighs the most? Â the scales
Why did the mermaid close her eyes and look away? Â Because the sea weed.
Why was the mermaid on a seahorse? Â Because she was playing water polo.
Where did the fisherman and the mermaid meet? On-line
What is a mermaid’s favorite song? Â Salmon-chanted evening
Where dies a mermaid sleep? Â On a water bed.
Where do mermaids go to the movies? at the dive in
How does the mermaid contact her friends? Â On her shellphone
What do you call a lady who lives under the water, has a tail and is really funny? Â A mirthmaid
What is the opposite of a mermaid? A merbutler