25 Pun Salute to Emily
Happy 25th Birthday to my Punny and random girl! I kept debating what to say or do for your “card” this year and this is what you get:
- What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
- If you want a Cinderella birthday party I can invite all your friends over to clean up for you.
- When you were born I moved to the scariest “hood” ever – Motherhood!
- I would tell you to act your age except that you wouldn’t know how to act since you have never been this age before.
- You were born before your due date and it is the only time you have ever been early! Good thing we didn’t name you Sudden Lee!
- I took you to many museums growing up and now I finally realize that you are not a “messy”! You just want to display everything like a museum!
- The moment I realized you had a twisted sense of humor (you were 18 months) I was not sure if I should be proud or scared.
- It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays will kill you.
- But studies also show that birthdays are good for your health. People who have more birthdays live longer!
- Hougham does not need any birthday treats because he is stuffed already.
- Wishing the most beautiful and intelligent person I know a great day. That’s me. And to you a very happy birthday.
- Happy birthday Em. Enjoy another 365 days of an all-expense paid trip around the sun
- You are just getting younger in reverse
- Today is the oldest you’ve ever been, and the youngest you’ll ever be.
- The older you get the more important it is to NOT act your age.
- However, I would also caution you to never act your shoe size.
- You’re not old, But if you were my cereal I’d check the expiration date before consuming it.
- Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, and birthday candles: Do your job.
- Well. Well. Well. Water we gonna do to celebrate your big day?!
- WE could go get Mexican food and taco bout how cheesy this pun is and about how spicy you are. That Nacho plan?!
- How does NASA organize a party? They Planet!
- If anyone fights over your birthday cake you should keep the piece!
- If you eat cheese on your birthday make sure it’s Gouda.
- A little bird told me it was your birthday! Eggcellent!
- Harry is Sirius that best witches are in order for your birthday!
- For your birthday, let’s play quidditch because you are a keeper!
- Wanna go to Australia? We could have a koala tea party there!
- Fur sure you must be an otter year older!
- What do you get when you cross a mullet and a perm? A Merm!
- It may sound corny but I think you are a-maize-ing!
- Why was the magician bald? He pulled his hare out.
- Best fishes on your birthday! Let minnow if you get a worse pun!
- What is this color gradient? Black to the fuschia
- Puns are the secret ingredient to any awkward moment. I prefer my puns intended.
- twenty five is only 22 in Scrabble
I could come up with more but you get the idea! I love you to the moon and back! And I am so blessed to be called your mom! Always.
I saw this on-line. Some good advice!